The Girl That Pee'd In The Yard.
The girl that peed in the yard,, everybody knew her,, she was a hippie chick from birth, she had them big sexy michellephan smokey blue kaleidoscope eyes, her mother worked in the shirt factory and her father worked up at the feed mill / seed store, on her way home from school she would stop to see her mama and get a red bandana, then she would stop at the feed store to see papa, them seed would get caught in them tight fittin' jeans, no camel toe, you never knew what would come up, wild flowers,sweet pivit corn,soy beans,blood red clover,mushrooms, but they would be in a circle. akin to something out of a lord of the rings book, (mind movie). there I was holding an el-cheapo 6-volt plastic flashlight, spot light beam, just me, the mellow sound of a wind chime could be heard, flashlight,moonlight,stars, standing there waiting for the sound of running water, the girl has to pee,,pee! small talk, sounded like a flood. got-er done, new bandana in my pocket, made in the USA, It was that handmade golden brass plated battery powered clockwork thing a majig, steampunk belt buckle she had on that gave her 99 problems. fiasco no. sixty nine, feed back concerning the vinegar douche is to the postive, more hygine tips to follow, drink more water,hot ice tea in a mason jar,post a video,poor hippie country boy logic / fireside chat #19,tight fitting jeans, when it comes to a pee, it's no holding it, you may dance around, but just let-er go,but not on the campfire,subscribe, leave a ...
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