Mad Tv - Trapped in the Cupboard
This is the best Mad Tv skit ever, heres the lyrics - Chapter 1 Its early in the morning. Im just waking up. I got a rumble in my belly I am R. Kelly. A voice calls out hey baby My woman comes in the scene. I think oh damn girl I wish you were 13. She says heres your eggs and bacon for your waking. She says I love you baby, last night I wasnt faking. I say here listen up I got to keep it real This food sure looks good but bitch I want some cereal. So I put on my clothes; I cant believe these hoes In to the kitchen I goes bitch I need my cheerios. Now Im so damn mad I can hardly sing. I says what she says what I says what she says I didnt say anything I say you just wait here I will get it my own damn self. The box is right where I left it its on the middle shelf. She asks what about your cinnamon bun. Thats when I pulled out my gun. Somethings going on in here, I going to get to the bottom of this one. So I go to the cupboard. She says dont go to the cupboard. I say what whats in the cupboard. Who said anything about the cupboard? You standing right in front of the cupboard. Oh is this the cupboard. Girl you know thats the cupboard So thats when I opened the cupboard and my box was empty empty empty. Chapter 34 Well here I am at the grocery store. Got my cheerios and some milk to pour. I usually get 2% but now Im trying soy I need my proteins I am a growing boy. A woman in front got all these coupons. I said bitch do you really need 5 cent off that grey pu pon. The ...
